Showing posts with label SASHIMI. Show all posts
Showing posts with label SASHIMI. Show all posts

RIP SASHIMI.




God, as we mourn the sudden death of Sashimi The Bisexual Goldfish, show us the immense power of Your goodness and strengthen our belief that he/she has entered into Your Presence.

I didn't even had the chance to blog about how i got Sashimi! Now, Sashimi left us for a better place where Lady Gaga is God and Anna Wintour is stepmom to everybody.I remembered the first time i got Sashimi on a farm, she cost only two bucks but she looks like a tiny gem. Sashimi was the most famous goldfish i've ever had. Everyone on Facebook was talking about how cute Sashimi was. We will never be able to identify Sashimi's sexual orientation but one thing for sure, Sashimi will not be forgotten.

Dinie.


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SASHIMI PLAY BALL!






I really need to tone down the obsession with Sashimi. You know, just in case it floats on the surface when i wake up one morning. I taught Sashimi to play ball today with the left-over beads from my craft project. At one point, she really hit the 'ball' with her tail! No, I'm not making things up.That, or she is trying to escape for oxygen.

Sashimi is trying to settle down, accepting the fact that he/she is the haute-est Ranchu ever. I mean how many Goldfish get it's food served on a Tods's business card? Hah, no, i had to crush his/her food (with a disposable shaver cover!) because its too huge for her mouth. Mariah, you better watch out for there is a new diva in town. Soon, she only swim in Avien water.

Dinie.


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WELCOME SASHIMI!




Me and Ridhwan got a pet Ranchu! It's so tiny (the size of 2 nickels), i wanna squeeze till its eye pop out and flush it down the toilet! I've had goldfish in the past but this one is special, Sashimi is bisexual and reads VOGUE. If it doesn't float motionlessly tomorrow morning, I'm gonna teach Sashimi to swim through hoops and dance to Gaga.

Dinie.


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