Showing posts with label PET. Show all posts
Showing posts with label PET. Show all posts

I WANT A SPHINX CAT.


You know, I've always wanted something but there isn't the opportunity to have one or simply you're too poor to have it. Yeah, a Sphinx Cat is one of them. Yes, your squeamish right now looking at these pictures because like the rest of my friends and family, you guys are heartless. Hah, kidding.

Growing up, i had 20-plus hammies (they can't stop fucking), many turtles, five cats, two canary, one neon-orange salamander, many many many fish, half-a-dozen guinea pigs and about five rabbits. Oh and three coloured chicken, red,blue and green. I'm not kidding. They are White Japanese chicken sprayed with colours. Inhumane but necessary to entertain a young kid like me. I think i had a goat and a duck for ahwile . My dad have horses, he trains and then race them.

When we moved to the heartlands, we had to leave all that plus two of my siamese twin cat Coca and Cola. Funny thing was that when we came back 5 years later, one familiar cat greeted us. It was Pola, our first cat. She was like the slut of the town. She fucks but never gets pregnant. She's sweet but no one could touch her because she bites.

My mom plans to retire and she promised me a cat when she get another smaller flat just for the both of us and WE CAN HAVE CATS!!! I want a Sphinx cat. I saw them on a cat show like ten years ago, they're sexy! They're hairless Nicole Richie looking cats. It cost between 1.5-2k minimum. I've chosen a name for it. I'm naming it GrannyDonna. I bet Jesus luz approves and likes them too. It's wrinkly like Madonna's cave.

If you hate them, you're heartless.

Dinie.


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RIP SASHIMI.




God, as we mourn the sudden death of Sashimi The Bisexual Goldfish, show us the immense power of Your goodness and strengthen our belief that he/she has entered into Your Presence.

I didn't even had the chance to blog about how i got Sashimi! Now, Sashimi left us for a better place where Lady Gaga is God and Anna Wintour is stepmom to everybody.I remembered the first time i got Sashimi on a farm, she cost only two bucks but she looks like a tiny gem. Sashimi was the most famous goldfish i've ever had. Everyone on Facebook was talking about how cute Sashimi was. We will never be able to identify Sashimi's sexual orientation but one thing for sure, Sashimi will not be forgotten.

Dinie.


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SASHIMI PLAY BALL!






I really need to tone down the obsession with Sashimi. You know, just in case it floats on the surface when i wake up one morning. I taught Sashimi to play ball today with the left-over beads from my craft project. At one point, she really hit the 'ball' with her tail! No, I'm not making things up.That, or she is trying to escape for oxygen.

Sashimi is trying to settle down, accepting the fact that he/she is the haute-est Ranchu ever. I mean how many Goldfish get it's food served on a Tods's business card? Hah, no, i had to crush his/her food (with a disposable shaver cover!) because its too huge for her mouth. Mariah, you better watch out for there is a new diva in town. Soon, she only swim in Avien water.

Dinie.


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WELCOME SASHIMI!




Me and Ridhwan got a pet Ranchu! It's so tiny (the size of 2 nickels), i wanna squeeze till its eye pop out and flush it down the toilet! I've had goldfish in the past but this one is special, Sashimi is bisexual and reads VOGUE. If it doesn't float motionlessly tomorrow morning, I'm gonna teach Sashimi to swim through hoops and dance to Gaga.

Dinie.


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